Change for Change’s Sake. A poem.

Change for change’s sake?
In but a moment:

Diaphanous currents
Surging in synapses
Alive with chaotic order

And artful whimsy

Physical stimuli
And mental conduits
Forming hypotheses
And convolutions


Tactical geometries
Measured blindly with
Witheringly disturbing
Accuracy and grace

Proclivities and practicalities
Proactively balanced
With erstwhile aesthetics
And perfected symmetries

And in a moment (or few):
Change for change’s sake.

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FiveE Magazine is Out Now in PRINT & PDF and it’s FREE!

Hi all,

FiveE Magazine is available NOW in PRINT & PDF on DrivethruRPG – you can download a PDF copy for FREE or order a Print copy at cost + postage*!

FiveE Magazine is a new semi-regular periodical dedicated to content for the World’s Most Popular Fantasy Role Playing Game! 56 pages of amazing content, gorgeous art, free maps, new monsters, new magic items, new sub-classes, hints for new DMs, a full adventure and loads more! And it’s FREE

FiveE includes articles by a host of contributors, including Dungeon Baker, Milosz Gawecki, Bea DnD, Jarrad Blackburn, Grace Edinger, me(!) and others.

  • Advice for the Young at Heart – You’re a new DM, just starting out – here’s some basic advice to get you started
  • Classic Inspiration – Some of the best inspiration comes from the classics – 3 books to inspire your games
  • Run for Cover – All about the Gorgaren, featured on our cover – it’s not the dragon you think it is…
  • The Right Way to Play – What is the right way to play? Finding the right table/group for your playing style
  • Five Swords – The secrets of the ancient sword Ke’Le’Ra, also called the Eye of the Needle
  • The Dowager Countess: Games Etiquette – A powerful new NPC outlines her code of gaming behavior
  • Fire Forge Caves – Do you dare enter these lava-filled caverns? A free map and mini-adventure
  • A More Than Typical Day – Everyone has a story of how they got into 5e. A relative newcomer explains why she loves the game
  • Warriors of Knowledge – New knowledge-based subclasses for the Monk, Paladin and Wizard classes
  • Brazen Bay – Need a starting base for your campaign? Here’s a coastal village mini-setting with adventure seeds
  • Improving the Not So Critical Hit – Critical Hits in 5e are a bit…meh. How about inspiration from critical hits in other games?
  • City Seeds – Life in the city can be tough. Here’s 4 city-based adventure seeds for levels 1st-4th
  • The Art of Wartography – Building the ideal battlemap, plus a free battlemap
  • Hermann Von Graunburger – The Dungeon Ecologist battles a lost cult in this tale of adventure
  • Cold as Ize – Sea beasts, ancient magic and duplicity in the Frozen North. A complete adventure for 5th level characters, including new monsters and magic items. (This is a new version of the Shotglass Rounds adventure of the same name, with a brand new map and extended encounters)

You can download or order your FREE copy at https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/367470/FiveE-Magazine–August-2021

(* You don’t pay for the production of the magazine – the writing and content are free – you only pay for the cost of paper, ink and postage. I make NO profit from this magazine. It’s a free gift to you)

Game On!

Steve 🙂

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One day. A poem.

One day, your face 
Appeared to me
Among the crowd
And I was lost
As I always am
In sight and sound
And misery

And just as soon
As it was found
Your face was lost
And once again
I was alone and
Drowned, downed
Among the mass
Of ghosts around

Just one day
Repeatedly
Wound, unwound
And lost again

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Redundant Sea. A poem.

I awake, afloat
On an ink black
redundant sea
Of redundancy
And think, to sink
Would make a rock
Of me, a mockery

To sleep, you see
Would be ideal
But it elusively
Exclusively
Evades me
All fever dreams
And inner screams

The weight that sinks
Me, obscures me
I lie awake, afloat
On an ink black
Redundant sea
And dream of
Being anywhere

But here

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Free Map: Old School Port Town

Time for a free map! I love drawing maps by hand for Dungeons & Dragons adventures. I have far too many, so I like to give away my maps whenever I can.

This map comes with a grid and can be used for face-to-face games or Roll20, Fantasy Grounds, or Foundry!

Old School Port Town

This old school sepia-tone port town has 10 ft. squares (but you can change that depending on how big you want the town to be). Ideal for small port-side baronies, smuggling ops, town heists, invasion stories, etc. Go for it!

On PC, just right click and save. On mobile, just hold your finger on the image and save.

This map is free to use for non-commercial purposes, as long as you acknowledge me and my website stevestillstanding.com. If you want to use it commercially, please send me an email and we can talk terms.

Game On!

Steve 😊

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Free Map: Townhouse Manor

Time for a free map! I love drawing maps by hand for Dungeons & Dragons adventures. I have far too many, so I like to give away my maps whenever I can.

This map comes with a grid and can be used for face-to-face games or Roll20, Fantasy Grounds, or Foundry!

Town Manor

So the big bad in town needs a lair to run his evil operation from? Or your PC’s need to visit their patron’s residence for their next mission brief? Or defend their patron from an assassination? Or a deserted townhouse after the residents mysteriously disappear? Got you covered.

On PC, just right click and save. On mobile, just hold your finger on the image and save.

This map is free to use for non-commercial purposes, as long as you acknowledge me and my website stevestillstanding.com. If you want to use it commercially, please send me an email and we can talk terms.

Game On!

Steve 😊

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Free Map: Dockside Warehouse

Time for a free map! I love drawing maps by hand for Dungeons & Dragons adventures. I have far too many, so I like to give away my maps whenever I can.

This map comes with a grid and can be used for face-to-face games or Roll20, Fantasy Grounds, or Foundry!

Dockside Warehouse

This two-story dockside warehouse can be the site of all sorts of city trouble – smuggling rings, pirates, cultists, spies – you name it, they can all use this warehouse as a base. And I’m sure there’s lots of traps to dissuade nosy adventurers. And maybe even a monster or two on the prowl…

: On PC, just right click and save. On mobile, just hold your finger on the image and save.

This map is free to use for non-commercial purposes, as long as you acknowledge me and my website stevestillstanding.com. If you want to use it commercially, please send me an email and we can talk terms.

Game On!

Steve 😊

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Alleys. A poem.

Wandered the back alleys of my mind
To this dead end, I arrived
Mystified how I lost my way
And wondering how I’d get out again

Labyrinths are vast and ill-defined
Bewildering, confusing, by design
And none provide a straight road home
Just when you know you need it most

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The Well. A Haiku.

A 5-7-5 syllable tribute to the Japanese poetic art form.

Return to the well
Its water stoppers your loss  
And quenches the soul

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Free Map: Noir Town Block

Time for a free map! I love drawing maps by hand for Dungeons & Dragons adventures. I have far too many, so I like to give away my maps whenever I can.

This map comes with a grid and can be used for face-to-face games or Roll20, Fantasy Grounds, or Foundry!

Noir Town Block

This dark and dirty area lies just under one of the city walls. Who knows what nefarious deeds have been plotted and committed in these cramped alleyways and mean streets – only YOU can decide!

On PC, just right click and save. On mobile, just hold your finger on the image and save.

This map is free to use for non-commercial purposes, as long as you acknowledge me and my website stevestillstanding.com. If you want to use it commercially, please send me an email and we can talk terms.

Game On!

Steve 😊

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Free Maps: Clearing & River

Time for some free maps! I love drawing maps by hand for Dungeons & Dragons adventures. I have far too many, so I like to give away my maps whenever I can.

These maps are grid-less and can be used for face-to-face games or Roll20, Fantasy Grounds, or Foundry!

On PC, just right click and save. On mobile, just hold your finger on the image and save.
On PC, just right click and save. On mobile, just hold your finger on the image and save.

These maps are free to use for non-commercial purposes, as long as you acknowledge me and my website stevestillstanding.com. If you want to use them commercially, please send me an email and we can talk terms.

Game On!

Steve 😊

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Free Map – Old School Barrow Tombs

Time for a free map! I love drawing maps for Dungeons & Dragons adventures. I have far too many, though, so I like to give away my hand-drawn maps when I can.

This old school map comes with a grid and can be used for face-to-face games or Roll20, Fantasy Grounds, or Foundry!

Old School Barrow Maps

This old school b&w map is an ancient, weather-worn barrow, full of tombs and the stone sarcophagi of ancient chieftains. There are many ledges, perhaps designed to deliberately hamper would-be grave robbers or maybe the result of curiously specific seismic activity. Here’s hoping all the undead chiefs don’t all wake up at once – I wonder what might trigger that…

On PC, just right click and save. On mobile, just hold your finger on the image and save.

This map is free to use for non-commercial purposes, as long as you acknowledge me and my website stevestillstanding.com. If you want to use it commercially, please send me an email and we can talk terms.

Game On!

Steve 😊

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Space Marines. A poem.

And we descend
Upon the patchwork scene below
Backpack thrusters filling the air
With poetic fire
While the gibbous hordes
Mock and tease and gesture
Punctuating the dark with
Erstwhile curses and lamentations
And unholy gunfire

For when we arrive
We will cleanse this clotted land
Until this dark born heresy is no more
Bolters and flamers to purify
In the name of our emperor
Reclining in lifeless repose
Upon his exuberant throne
He who sees all and yet nothing

For our story will go unspoken
In the long and arduous annals
As we mark time here
Amongst the fallen and those yet to
Marines until the end
Of our wretched lives and lies

If you’ve heard of Warhammer 40k, which my son loves, you’ll guess what this poem is about. I’m no expert on the game’s lore, but I think this suits the feel of that world.

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Free Map: Cliffside Castle Ruin

Time for a free map! I love drawing maps for Dungeons & Dragons adventures. I have far too many, though, so I like to give away my hand-drawn maps when I can.

This map has a grid, and can be used for face-to-face games or Roll20, Fantasy Grounds, or Foundry!

Cliffside Castle Ruin

This cliffside castle/mansion has been abandoned for decades – or has it? Has a demon worshiping cult been using it for pernicious purposes? Or perhaps they’re simply making cookies to sell in the local village? Hmmm, maybe the first one…

On PC, just right click and save. On mobile, just hold your finger on the image and save.

This map is free to use for non-commercial purposes, as long as you acknowledge me and my website stevestillstanding.com. If you want to use it commercially, please send me an email and we can talk terms.

Game On!

Steve 😊

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Free Map: Ruined Tomb

Time for a free map! I love drawing maps for Dungeons & Dragons adventures. I have far too many, though, so I like to give away my hand-drawn maps when I can.

This map is 1750 x 1750 pixels, so it fits perfectly on Roll20, but can also be used on Fantasy Grounds or Foundry. It can also be printed and used in IRL games!

Ruined Tomb

What more is there to say? A dark and ruinous tomb, no doubt filled with undead and other nasty greeblies. Perfect for a short one-shot adventure! I’m sure you can come up with something for it…

On PC, just right click and save. On mobile, just hold your finger on the image and save.

This map is free to use for non-commercial purposes, as long as you acknowledge me and my website stevestillstanding.com. If you want to use it commercially, please send me an email and we can talk terms.

Game On!

Steve 😊

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Splinter. A poem.

Time moved on and so did I
But every fleeting moment
I feel the splinter

A vestige of you
Burrowing to my head and heart
Slicing as it goes
As tenderly as a razor
And as comforting as a vice

If I had a needle
I’d thread a camel through it
And gouge that splinter out
To leave all thoughts of you
Behind for good

Or maybe I’ll just let it bleed
Just so I remember how to feel

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Free Map: Star Temple

Time for a free map! I love drawing maps for Dungeons & Dragons adventures. I have far too many, though, so I like to give away my hand-drawn maps when I can.

This map is perfect for face-to-face games or Roll20, Fantasy Grounds or Foundry!

Star Temple

A crazy cult and a crazy temple in the side of a mountain! How can your players resist? And what exactly does that crazy cult worship? I’m pretty sure your players will stumble across the summoning ceremony. That big starfish-shaped hole in the floor isn’t there for nothing…

On PC, just right click and save. On mobile, just hold your finger on the image and save.

This map is free to use for non-commercial purposes, as long as you acknowledge me and my website stevestillstanding.com. If you want to use it commercially, please send me an email and we can talk terms.

Game On!

Steve 😊

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Free Map: Surly Sewers

Time for a free map! I love drawing maps for Dungeons & Dragons adventures. I have far too many, though, so I like to give away my hand-drawn maps when I can.

This map comes is grid-less, perfect for Roll20, Fantasy Grounds or Foundry!

Surly Sewers

There’s always a sewer under every major fantasy city where dodgy stuff goes on – it’s surprising just how many monsters seem to sneak in under the maintenance corp’s and city guard’s noses! And inevitably the Thieves’ Guild or some random smugglers always set up shop down there. Must be something in the water lol…

On PC, just right click and save. On mobile, just hold your finger on the image and save.

This map is free to use for non-commercial purposes, as long as you acknowledge me and my website stevestillstanding.com. If you want to use it commercially, please send me an email and we can talk terms.

Game On!

Steve 😊

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Circuitous. A poem.

Circles and circumstance
Winding upon themselves
These constant continuities
Into which we dive and delve

All roads lead to Rome it seems
Which brings us back to here
The point of origin within
And source of all our tears

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Free Map: Onyx Tower of Hasekan

Time for a free map! I love drawing maps for Dungeons & Dragons adventures. I have far too many, though, so I like to give away my hand-drawn maps when I can. This map is suitable for any desert or wasteland area and is thoughtfully labelled for you lol.

The Onyx Tower of Hasekan

The Warlock Hasekan built his tower to gather energy to summon his patron to this plane of existence. Gathering the necessary energy to create the portal required lots of sacrifices, of course. The tower is oddly shaped with a narrow base that extends outwards as it rises (like a cone, with the narrowest point at the bottom), defying physics (as many BBEG lairs seem to do lol). I’m sure your PCs will have fun making their way to the top through his fiendish hordes (Hasekan also has lots of flying demon cronies to combat those PCs attempting to fly up there).

On PC, just right click and save. On mobile, just hold your finger on the image and save.

This map is free to use for non-commercial purposes, as long as you acknowledge me and my website stevestillstanding.com. If you want to use it commercially, please send me an email and we can talk terms.

Game On!

Steve 😊

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Shotglass Adventures: Kal-Zar’s Bane 3: Titanothae Rising in Print!

My new book Titanothae Rising is out now in print and PDF on DrivethruRPG at https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/359699/SHOTGLASS-ADVENTURES-TITANOTHAE-RISING .

Titanothae Rising is 124 pages long and contains 7 DnD 5e/OSR adventures for character levels 8th – 10th. It’s the third book in the Kal-Zar’s Bane campaign path, however you can play each of the adventures as One-Shots, as each has a One-Shot hook provided!

SHOTGLASS ADVENTURES – Kal-Zar’s Bane 3: TITANOTHAE RISING contains loads of hand-drawn, full-color maps, 28 new monsters & NPCs, 17 new magic items, new towns, villages and region settings, expanded lore + map of Verona Province (the frontier setting for  Shotglass Adventures)!

Available now in print and PDF on DrivethruRPG at https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/359699/SHOTGLASS-ADVENTURES-TITANOTHAE-RISING .

Game on!

Steve 🙂

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The Merciless Tide. A poem.

The merciless tide 
Pulls you deep
You may curse
Its indomitable grip
But to no avail

The ancient current
The rip that drags
And fetters you
Casts you onto
Unknown shores

Where every soul’s
Journey ends

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Tomb of Annihilation: Weeks 17-18

Hi all,

I previously posted some warts-and-all email summaries of the ‘Curse of Strahd’ campaign I ran in 2017. It was the first campaign I sent summaries to players by email after each game (I was a bit lazy prior to that). Here’s the follow up campaign – 2018’s ‘Tomb of Annihilation’. We used experience points rather than milestones/level-based progression, which led to some ‘xp grinding’ along the way. Each session was 4 hours long. Some of the summaries may be amusing; don’t forget these are unedited emails, so please forgive their somewhat chaotic nature and poor sentence structure/grammar. If you’re a D&D fan you may enjoy them. And maybe even if you aren’t.

Game on!

Steve 🙂

Week 17 (missed a week due to work commitments)

Meanwhile, in Hrakhamar, the Dwarven Forge:

After the Giant Strider stampede, the party finished off the Firenewts in the corridor then headed off to the armoury to get rid of those pesky Flying Swords. All except for Morgan’s Dwarvish Barbarian, who decided to pursue his entrepreneurial dream of having a signwriting business and commenced making a large sign, claiming the mine as his own.

Meanwhile, Jake’s Aasimar Warlock blinked into the next room and confronted the Firenewt Warriors and a Firenewt Sorcerer there; the rest of the party were caught off guard and rushed after him via the door. After wiping the floor with the monsters, Mark’s Kenku Monk decided if the Aasimar could go into a room, then so could he.

“You know what would be good right now?” moaned the Aasimar. “A short rest!”

“Rests are for wimps,” mimicked the silent Kenku, gesticulating with his middle finger.

In the next room, more Firenewt Warriors and a Firenewt Sorcerer (surprise – well, they did take over the forge, y’know). More hacking, slashing and arrow shooting. Davor’s Ranger decided to (accidentally) shoot Jake’s Warlock with a trick shot that bounced of the wall. “Just be glad I didn’t Hunter’s Mark you,” said the Ranger. Yes, the party was getting a little ticked off with the Aasimar’s lack of teamwork.

Just when everyone thought they would get a rest, the Firenewts from the rest of the complex decided to come through the door. The Firenewt Sorcerer accompanying them threw a glowing globe to the ground and commanded his servants to rise. Outside, Dwarvish Animated Armors broke free from the walls and went for Morgan’s Barbarian, who was putting the finishing touches to his sign. “GASP! I was only two weeks from retirement…” That was one dead Dwarf (okay, Daniel’s Bard managed to heal him from a distance, but all good things come to an end…).

By this time the party was feeling a little stressed (or crotchety, because of lack of rest), realising that all good things (like spell slots, Ki points, etc.) really must come to an end (and not just Dwarvish Barbarians). William’s Druid saved the day by conjuring a few Dire Wolves and eventually the Animated Armors were destroyed.

Phew! Time for a well-earned, long rest.

Week 18

Morgan’s new character, a Halfling Rogue, premiered this week (after the death of his Dwarven Barbarian last week).

After a nice rest, the party crossed a metal bridge to what was obviously a treasure room sealed with two locks. Along the way: a run in with a Fire Elemental, conjuring lots of giant owls, spectacular attempts at lock picking, a box shaped like a book with moulds for keys, a bridge sinking into magma, and giant owls saving party members (LOTR-style, ’cause that’s how the party rolls).

Eventually, the party created new keys using molten metal from the vats, opened the door and found lots of ingots of adamantine and iron. One summoned zombie later (to carry the load – the zombie union will be registering a demarcation complaint) and the party faced off against a refreshed Fire Elemental (hey, monsters can rest too, y’know). Lots of burning (ouch!), but victory to the…well, victors.

A mining cart ride back to the Wyrmheart Mine (gotta love fantasy world physics) and Tinder, the Adult Red Dating Dragon, agreed to honour the deal and take the party to the lost city of Omu! (the exclamation mark is mandatory.)

The dragon flew the party across Chult and over the lost city, landing at the south entrance. There the intrepid adventurers investigated an abandoned guard post. There was lots of interesting graffiti, signs other parties had been through recently. Or maybe just be local kids tagging. Suddenly, a dastardly rooftop ambush by Ambush Vines (well, it’s all in the name, isn’t it).

Next week: OMU! City of…stuff. ‘Cause we still have no idea how to find what we’re looking for. If only we had a guide…

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Free Map – The Red Temple

Time for a free map! I love drawing maps for Dungeons & Dragons adventures. I have far too many, though, so I like to give away my hand-drawn maps when I can. This map is conveniently sized for virtual tabletops.

The Red Temple

Why’s it called the Red Temple? Because the entire place is tiled with cuprite (a real gem stone that is normally found in the lower weathered zone of copper ore deposits – don’t say you never learn anything when you visit my website lol). This temple is old, and subsidence has caused the wall between the nearby cave tunnels and the temple to break open. And what do you think came through? Well, I’ll leave that up to you…

On PC, just right click and save. On mobile, just hold your finger on the image and save.

This map is free to use for non-commercial purposes, as long as you acknowledge me and my website stevestillstanding.com. If you want to use it commercially, please send me an email and we can talk terms.

Game On!

Steve 😊

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Obtuse Glory. A poem.

Lying here
In obtuse glory
The morning blushes
And burnished motes
Dance across the room

Wondering
Wherefore art thou
Wandering in tinctures
Of blue or red or green
When we both should be

Lying here
In obtuse glory

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Tomb of Annihilation: Week 15

Hi all,

I previously posted some warts-and-all email summaries of the ‘Curse of Strahd’ campaign I ran in 2017. It was the first campaign I sent summaries to players by email after each game (I was a bit lazy prior to that). Here’s the follow up campaign – 2018’s ‘Tomb of Annihilation’. We used experience points rather than milestones/level-based progression, which led to some ‘xp grinding’ along the way. Each session was 4 hours long. Some of the summaries may be amusing; don’t forget these are unedited emails, so please forgive their somewhat chaotic nature and poor sentence structure/grammar. If you’re a D&D fan you may enjoy them. And maybe even if you aren’t.

Game on!

Steve 🙂

Week 15

The Wyrmheart Mine!

Tinder, a huge Adult Red Dragon, confronted the party. Mark’s Kenku Monk protected Jake’s unconscious Aasimar Warlock (who fell from a great height last week) while attempting to tell Tinder that Jake wasn’t wholly responsible for killing all of her Kobold minions. And then he offered Hew Hackysack up as a sacrifice!

Hew HackandGo, riding a Giant Strider, decided it was time to show the Dragon who was boss. Daniel’s Human Bard and Dan’s Halfing Warlock decided to stop him by pushing Hew off the tracks, but the Giant Strider was too strong. Hew faced the dragon: “Geronimo!! And thanks for all the fish!” he cried lustily, then was slaughtered and eaten. Thus ended the brief, but world-weary tale of Hew HanksfortheMemories. A tale of sweaty, odour-filled nights, lots of standing around yelling support and deckchair reclining by rivers. His Scottish brogue would be sorely missed. By someone, I’m sure.

The fawning party then decided to give Tinder all their Giant Strider mounts to eat. Now sated, Tinder the dating Dragon, asked the party to clear the Fire Newts out the Dwarven forge of Hrakhamar, which lay 40 miles north along an abandoned cart track. If they succeeded she would consider flying them to the lost city of Omu. And set them up with some online dates who would look nothing like their photos.

A very cool roller coaster mining cart ride later (including jumping a gap in the tracks – Gavin’s Druid and Jake’s Warlock assisted with Thornwhip and Lightning Lure), and stopping before an underground river, where Ghasts and Ghouls lurked. Most were turned by Chloe’s Drow Cleric, but then a huge Krake Spawn decided to cream Jake’s Warlock and Chloe’s Cleric (but not before Dan’s Warlock decided to show his true colours and run away). The Krake Spawn formed a huge Wall of Ice which Morgan’s Barbarian scaled and leaped to the rescue, hurling Japanese anime epithets left and right (apparently the Japanese know how to get the most out of conversations about trains) but unfortunately missed completely. Leave it to Mark’s Kenku Monk to save the day and bash and kick that nasty beastie into the sushi Morgan’s Barbarian originally intended. Davor’s Ranger had an opportunity to attack the monster with his sword, but declined. “I’m a long range kinda guy,” he said, checking his nails.  

In the magma-spawned heat of Hrakhamar, the party split up (as usual), with Jake’s Warlock and Chloe’s Cleric wandering off one way, Mark’s Monk, Steve’s Rogue and William’s Lizardfolk Druid sneaking off on a scouting mission, and the rest just hanging around. Mark’s Monk, sneaky little fellow that he was, got to the armoury only to be trounced by a bunch of Flying Swords. “Run away, run away!” he cried, Monti Python-style.

A number of Fire Newts pursued and in a Giant Strider-packed corridor, everyone caused enough ruckus with spells (including Gavin’s Druidconjured Dire Wolves), to set the Giant Striders stampeding (ouch!).

Next week: Hrakhamar! And maybe a dragon ride…  

Cheers

Steve 😊

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